Okay, many of you FAILED my comedy quote post. Let's make it round two.
Only this time, you must be a geek or you will never guess them. MUSICALS!! I will do 10 easy, then 10 difficult. Most will be lines from the songs contained in the musical. If you get them all without cheating, I will give a prize. DON'T CHEAT!!!
EASY:
1. "Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes erroneously."
2. "Pitiful creature of darkness...What kind of life have you known...? God give me courage to show you - you are not alone..."
3. "To love another person is to see the face of God"
4 "Give'em the old Razzle Dazzle; Razzle Dazzle 'em. Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it, and the reaction will be passionate."
5. "Love, Love Changes everything: How you live and How you die"
6. "For there's nowhere else on earth that I would rather be. Let the time go by, I won't care if I can be here on the street where you live."
7. "the winner takes it all, the rest begin to fall"
8. "They next attacked a passing goat, Soon the wretched creature was no more, They dipped his coat in blood and guts and gore "
9. "When you say "orphan", are you referring to a person who has lost his parents or "orfen" as in frequently?"
10. "I had a dream! A wonderful dream, Papa!"
Difficult:
1. "Never take a stranger's advice, never let a friend fool you twice. Nobody's on nobody's side"
2. "Sometimes I look into the mirror and wonder where have I gone"
3. "A visions just a vision if its only in your head"
4. "Don't dream too far, don't lose sight of who you are"
5. "Every knot was once straight rope."
6. "It wouldn't be as nice as a summer in Ohio With a gay midget named Karl, playing Tevia and Porgy"
7. "Oh, I can see us now, in our bathing dresses! You in a nice, rich navy, and me... stripes, perhaps."
8. "With these hands I could hold you forever. With this heart I will always be true."
9. "The blood that flows between us, the bonds that tie us twain; Two kinsmen, when all others flee then we remain!"
10. "It's a dismal little world in which we live. It can bore you til you've nothing left to give."
Answers:
Easy:
1. Singing in the Rain
2. Phantom of the Opera
3. Les Miserables
4. Chicago
5. Aspects of Love
6. My Fair Lady
7. Mamma Mia (good ol' Abba)
8. Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
9. Pirates of Penzance
10. Gypsy
Difficult:
1. Chess
2. Dance of the Vampires
3. Sunday in the Park with George
4. Wicked
5. Into the Woods
6. The Last Five Years
7. Sweeney Todd
8. Civil War
9. The Mystery of Edwin Drood
10. The Drowsy Chaperone
Okay, okay so they were really hard. I know that. But if you get a chance to see any of the following non-traditional musicals, please take the time:
Chess
Sunday in the Park with George
The Mystery of Edwin Drood
and.... (drumroll...) My personal Favorite of all time...
The Pirates of Penzance (the movie version with Angela Lansbury, Kevin Kline, and Linda Ronstadt... SUPER Funny and Super fantastic!!)
So?! How did you do? Let me know!