I am betrayed. Again.
My favorite vice, Diet Pepsi, has betrayed me and tonight we said our final goodbyes. We have to cool our relationship. This isn't the first time Diet Pepsi has betrayed me.
But I am getting older and the Pepsi is getting colder. My kidneys are screaming, my heart is racing, and my head is aching. All because of that darned Diet Siren... Ok. It is really effecting me. My body is all screwed up and it only happens when I drink my lovely soda.
So, we tonight we had a final drink and a final goodbye.
Farewell, you traitorous fiend.
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